Scary Shawarma Kiosk Anomalies
Customer, environmental, and external anomalies with threat levels, frequencies, and response protocols.
Customer-Related Anomalies
Characteristics:
Non-human traits (extra limbs, faceless, distorted body), attempts to order food
RESPONSE PROTOCOL
Do not serve. Lock all doors and windows immediately. Wait quietly for them to leave.
Characteristics:
Blurred or missing facial features, hollow and abnormal voice
RESPONSE PROTOCOL
Serve them but avoid looking at their face. Finish quickly and stay away.
Characteristics:
Fixed eerie smile, unnatural blinking
RESPONSE PROTOCOL
Give them a soda. Take the note and seal it—do not open it.
Characteristics:
Body covered in ice, emits cold air, demands 3 shawarmas
RESPONSE PROTOCOL
Do not serve. Politely refuse and maintain distance.
Characteristics:
Unusual growth or 'third eye' on head, demands 'Shawarma now!' and 'Soda too, don't bother', causes game disconnection events
RESPONSE PROTOCOL
Do not serve. Close window immediately. This anomaly triggers deliberate disconnections and should be avoided at all costs.
In-Store Environmental Anomalies
Characteristics:
Skewers twitch independently, make unnatural noises, abnormal colors
RESPONSE PROTOCOL
Turn off the heat. Leave the store. Return after 5 minutes.
Characteristics:
Metal grill shows rising and falling breathing motions, vein-like patterns
RESPONSE PROTOCOL
Step back immediately. Run to the backyard. Wait for 10 minutes.
Characteristics:
All lights flicker and go out, only emergency lights glow dimly
RESPONSE PROTOCOL
Try to repair the circuit breaker. If failed, hide under the counter and close your eyes.
Characteristics:
Blood droplets seep from walls, rusty smell
RESPONSE PROTOCOL
Do not touch. Stay away from walls. Record with camera if available.
Characteristics:
Giant face outline on ceiling, eyes follow your movements
RESPONSE PROTOCOL
Do not make eye contact. Leave the room immediately.
Characteristics:
Monster in fridge continues to grow and become more detailed and menacing over time, especially during disconnection events
RESPONSE PROTOCOL
Do not open fridge unnecessarily. If monster is visible, close door immediately and avoid looking. Growth accelerates during anomaly events.
External Anomalies
Characteristics:
Appears at 2:00 AM every Friday, no driver, engine idling
RESPONSE PROTOCOL
Exit through the back door. Do not approach. Do not watch through windows.
Characteristics:
Distorted human face outside window, tapping glass, non-human howls
RESPONSE PROTOCOL
Draw curtains immediately. Stay away from windows. Remain quiet until sounds stop.
Characteristics:
Fast-moving black humanoid figure, unnatural movement
RESPONSE PROTOCOL
Lock all doors and windows. Turn off all lights. Hide behind counter.
