Scary Shawarma Kiosk Strategy Guide
Master every aspect of survival with our comprehensive strategy guides, from beginner tips to advanced 99-day tactics
Days 1-5: Learning Phase
Focus: Master basics, memorize rules, practice recipes
THREATS
Minimal anomalies, mostly legitimate customers
PRO TIPS
Focus on speed and accuracy. Build resource reserves.
Days 6-15: First Challenges
Focus: Anomaly detection, resource management, rule application
THREATS
Regular impostor appearances, first special events
PRO TIPS
Use cameras religiously. Don't get complacent.
Days 16-30: Veteran Territory
Focus: Pattern recognition, prediction, advanced strategies
THREATS
Frequent anomalies, environmental threats increase
PRO TIPS
Track patterns. Predict encounters. Stay mentally sharp.
Days 31-60: Expert Survival
Focus: Optimization, perfect execution, psychological endurance
THREATS
Multiple simultaneous threats, rare anomalies
PRO TIPS
Use all tools. Calculator daily. Never break rules.
Days 61-99: Legendary Endurance
Focus: Peak performance, complete mastery, unwavering discipline
THREATS
Maximum difficulty, constant pressure
PRO TIPS
Trust your training. Stay calm. Execute perfectly.
Never Compromise On
- •Verifying customers via cameras before serving
- •Maintaining power above critical levels
- •Following posted rules precisely
- •Immediate anomaly response protocols
- •Resource monitoring and management
Never Do
- •Serve food to any impostor or anomaly
- •Rush orders without checking ingredients
- •Ignore posted rules or violation warnings
- •Look at prohibited things (inspection, ceiling faces)
- •Neglect power or meat stock management







- Fridge jumpscare: recover, recheck cams, keep shutters ready.
- Inspection breach: never look at kiosk/monitor; exit back door with back to stand.
- CCTV + Show Anomaly: confirm suspicious customers, then close window immediately.
- Opening setup: lights on, grill on, read rules, keep soda ready, cameras first.
- Pulsing meat: kill heat, leave area; re-enter after noises stop.
- "Must-not-serve" customer: close window instantly to avoid banging/screams escalation.
- Third Eye Customer: customer with unusual growth demanding immediate service causes deliberate disconnections. Do not serve—close window immediately to prevent error accumulation.
- Fridge Monster Growth: monster in fridge grows more menacing during disconnection events. Avoid opening fridge unnecessarily; close door if visible.
- Multiple Errors = Inspector: serving anomalous customers accumulates errors. Too many errors triggers inspector and termination: "MÚLTIPLAS ANOMALIAS DETECTADAS, LIMITE ACEITÁVEL EXCEDIDO. FUNCIONÁRIO NEUTRALIZADO."
- Lights on, grill on; verify power is stable before opening window.
- Read rules wall once per shift; keep soda ready for smiling customers.
- Cameras first: scan before opening; shutters ready to close instantly.
- Prep meat buffer (≥6 pieces) during calm; stage sauces/wraps for speed.
- 2 AM driverless car → exit via back door immediately.
- Keep back to the kiosk; do not look at kiosk or any monitor.
- Stay out until the scene calms; re-enter cautiously.
- Any glance at kiosk/monitor can trigger “Unauthorized presence” termination.
- Pulsing/talking meat → kill heat, leave, re-enter after silence.
- Faceless customer → serve without eye contact; keep it quick.
- Smiling customer → give soda, seal bundle under counter (never open).
- Must-not-serve/hostile signs → close shutters instantly; wait out banging.
- Suspicious on CCTV → use Show Anomaly if available; if flagged, do not open.