Watch for Distorted Proportions
One of the most obvious signs of an anomaly is distorted body proportions. Normal customers have standard human proportions—anomalies do not.
Signs of Distorted Proportions
- Abnormally Long Limbs: Arms or legs that are clearly too long
- Disproportionate Head: Head that's too large or too small for the body
- Irregular Body Shape: Torso that doesn't match normal human proportions
- Strange Posture: Body positioned in ways that seem physically impossible
- Unnatural Stance: Standing or moving in ways that defy normal physics
When checking cameras, look for these distortions immediately. If you see any abnormal proportions, do not open the window. Close shutters and wait for the customer to leave.
White Eyes - A Critical Warning Sign
White or glowing eyes are one of the most reliable indicators of an anomaly. Normal customers have regular eyes—anomalies often have completely white, glowing, or otherwise unnatural eyes.
Eye Anomaly Indicators
- Completely White Eyes: Eyes that are entirely white with no visible pupils
- Glowing Eyes: Eyes that emit light or have an unnatural glow
- No Eyes: Eye sockets that are empty or missing
- Multiple Eyes: More than two eyes on the face
- Wrong Eye Color: Eyes that are an unnatural color for humans
If you see white or glowing eyes, close the shutters immediately. This is one of the most dangerous types of anomalies. Do not attempt to serve them under any circumstances.
Extra Limbs - Obvious Anomaly Sign
Humans have two arms and two legs. If you see more than that, it's definitely an anomaly:
- Multiple Arms: Three or more arms visible
- Extra Legs: More than two legs
- Limb Duplication: Limbs that appear duplicated or mirrored
- Missing Limbs: Fewer limbs than normal (also suspicious)
- Wrong Limb Placement: Limbs in locations where they shouldn't be
Extra limbs are one of the easiest anomalies to spot. If you see this, there's no question—close the shutters immediately.
Unnatural Speech Patterns
Sometimes anomalies can look relatively normal visually, but their speech patterns give them away:
Speech Anomaly Indicators
- Distorted Voice: Voice that sounds mechanical, distorted, or unnatural
- Gibberish: Speaking in nonsensical sounds or languages
- Reversed Speech: Words spoken backwards or in wrong order
- Multiple Voices: Speaking with multiple voices simultaneously
- No Speech: Complete silence when they should be speaking
- Threatening Language: Making threats or saying disturbing things
If a customer's speech sounds wrong in any way, trust your instincts. Close the window and wait. It's better to miss a sale than to serve an anomaly.
If a Customer Distorts or Screams
Sometimes customers will transform or react violently. When this happens, you must act immediately:
Immediate Response Protocol
- Slam Shutters Immediately: Don't hesitate—close the window instantly
- Do Not Try to Serve: Never attempt to complete an order for a transforming customer
- Back Away: Move away from the window if possible
- Wait It Out: Stay calm and wait for the screaming/banging to stop
- Recheck Cameras: After reopening, always verify with cameras first
Critical Rule: If a customer distorts or screams, slam shutters immediately—do not try to serve. This is not a negotiation or a mistake—it's a life-threatening situation. Your only response should be to close the window as fast as possible.
Using Cameras for Anomaly Detection
The CCTV camera system is your best tool for identifying anomalies before they become a threat:
Camera Check Protocol
- When you hear a customer approach, check cameras FIRST
- Look for all the warning signs: distorted proportions, white eyes, extra limbs
- Listen for unnatural speech patterns
- If anything seems suspicious, keep the window closed
- Use "Show Anomaly" feature if available to confirm
- Only open the window if the customer appears completely normal
Never skip the camera check. It's your first line of defense and can prevent dangerous encounters before they happen.
Subtle Warning Signs
Not all anomalies are immediately obvious. Watch for these more subtle warning signs:
- Unnatural Movement: Moving in ways that seem too smooth, too jerky, or otherwise wrong
- Wrong Clothing: Clothing that doesn't match the setting or seems out of place
- No Shadow: Customer appears to have no shadow (if shadows are visible)
- Wrong Time: Customer appears at times when customers shouldn't be there
- Gut Feeling: Something just feels "off" about the customer
Trust your instincts. If something feels wrong, even if you can't identify a specific anomaly, it's better to be cautious and keep the window closed.
Common Mistakes to Avoid
Beginners often make these critical mistakes when identifying anomalies:
- Skipping Camera Checks: Opening the window without checking cameras first
- Ignoring Subtle Signs: Dismissing small warning signs as unimportant
- Hesitating: Waiting too long before closing shutters when you see an anomaly
- Trying to Serve Anyway: Attempting to complete orders for suspicious customers
- Not Trusting Instincts: Ignoring gut feelings that something is wrong
- Rushing: Being in too much of a hurry to properly check customers
Conclusion
Identifying anomalies is a skill that improves with practice, but the fundamentals are clear: watch for distorted proportions, white eyes, extra limbs, and unnatural speech. If a customer distorts or screams, slam shutters immediately—do not try to serve. Always check cameras before opening the window, and trust your instincts if something feels wrong. Remember: it's better to miss a sale than to serve an anomaly. Your ability to identify and avoid anomalies is the foundation of survival in Scary Shawarma Kiosk: the ANOMALY.